faggot pass

Permission given by a gay for a heterosexual to use the word "Faggot"

Principal: So you called him a faggot?
Jimmy: Yes, but a gay friend named Sean gave me a Faggot Pass, so I can say it.
Principal: Sorry, it's still bullying.
Jimmy: See you in court NiQQa!

faggot pass by Triggered To Death May 29, 2017

Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass 

Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu

here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass

Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Obama's N word pass 

The most prestigious N word pass there is. Only one man has this pass.

Did you here that Sheldon Cooper got Obama's N word pass?

Obama's N word pass by BluAsh January 13, 2019

Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.

"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."

Lifetime Perversion Pass by JScotts February 14, 2009

Passenger Derby 

The game that pilots play after takeoff.

The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.

4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.

Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.

Captain: I know

Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?

Captain: Yes

Passenger Derby by Douglas Richardson February 6, 2012

lurk pass 

the act of letting one into parties/events for free

girl: i forgot my money at home could of sworn i had it on me
bouncer: better shake that ass for a lurk pass

lurk pass by lurky Mc lurk lurk November 24, 2011

Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

Admiral of the Windward Passage by nom de plumb June 3, 2009