fartitude

the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.

Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.

by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010

pastitute

A prostitute who brings you a pasta dinner before having sex with you. Usually accompanied by a service charge, and an infection.

Hey Nick, what should we do after this wedding?

Lets get a pastitute- I'm starving!

by Space Pizza March 28, 2014

Artitude

A description of a person becoming overly vehement over their particular artistic choice.

Art critic: How can you say picasso is the epitome of the cubist/surrealist movement. he holds not a candle to Dali you twit.

Pleb: Sure...

Innocent Bystander: Jesus, no need for the Artitude dude

by Jakiela January 20, 2013

Padittude

A girl on her period with a serious attitude problem due to her period

That girl had a serious padittude; period attitude; towards sara yesterday!
Crank attitude

by Volleyball player-20 May 17, 2016

Platitude

Attending Bryce Jorgensons EDGE class

Bryce gave us this platitude :Listen to the inner hero, not the inner villain

by Adizzle September 28, 2021

putitude

the attitude you have when you are in puberty

Don't show me that putitude!

by :usernotfound: September 15, 2022

postitude

Short form of "positive attitude", definitely not related to another word

We need to practice postitude with friends and strangers in our daily lives.

by yasian37 March 7, 2024