A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.
by Bi-Davies January 19, 2009
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A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.
"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."
"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."
"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"
"Get ready,babe."
"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."
"Take it,сука."
"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"
*Screams of vegetable pleasure*
"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."
"Take a bite,while I get wet."
*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*
"How does it taste,Vlad?"
"Fucking grim."
"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."
"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"
"Get ready,babe."
"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."
"Take it,сука."
"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"
*Screams of vegetable pleasure*
"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."
"Take a bite,while I get wet."
*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*
"How does it taste,Vlad?"
"Fucking grim."
by ado4 February 22, 2015
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by Crazy Abe January 27, 2004
Get the Parsnip mug.Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.
(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.
(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)
by GrimePlex January 2, 2009
Get the Parsnip mug.When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.
by ladamian May 24, 2006
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