rules of parp

1: a code that all followers of Parp must follow:

1: Be Random
2: You can be ordered as long as it LOOKS random
3: Always use the word Parp when appropriate
4: Always follow up the word Parp with a random act.

See also Parp and Parp-Bot

1: NO EXAMPLES I SAY!!!!!

by g28401 August 21, 2005

Parp

A form of sharting where someone farts and a small sized shit nugget flies out with great velocity.

That fart turned out to be a parp that launched toilet water back up to my ass!

by RufusTheDoofus March 25, 2021

Tongue-parp

The audible fart sound from one’s mouth. Can be used as a message of disapproval, a means for communication, OR at times, an expression of comradeship. Example: Spongebob squarepants, S1 E17 ‘Rock Bottom’.

**tongue-parp** this casserole tastes worse than a room temperature slice of shit.

by Nippleglam October 05, 2020

parp yarn

Spinning a long tale of bullcrap from yer arse.

That's just a bunch of parp yarn!

by parpyarn June 18, 2009

parpe

Anything good can mean parpe.

I feel 'good' today. Ex: I feel parpe today.

i feel 'sexy' today. Ex: I feel parpe today.

by yooyooma December 04, 2021

Parping

Pressing as lightly as physically possible upon the horn of a car in order to politely induce a sense of urgency upon the Prius in front of you while simultaneously not appearing to be too much of a raging asshole.

I heard someone parping behind me and since it was so polite I was inclined to accelerate my Prius forward.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer March 12, 2019