Parked

1. Something so easy its like driving a parked car

Bro that test was parked. I could have aced it in my sleep.

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

It's not even Lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.

Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place

A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.

A: Parked, it’s over.

That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)

Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today

Parked by whybrr April 12, 2024

Something boring.
A parked car cannot move and thus it’s boring

“omg it’s not even lunch yet? Damn this day is so parked”

Parked by MrLonely911 April 27, 2024