Penis Parker

A man who parks his penis

1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.

by Casino's Mother June 1, 2019

Parker, CO

A suburb in Colorado, approximately 30 minutes SE of Denver. Parker is a very white town, with whites comprising almost 93% of total population. Most of the people in Parker are either retired white folk (who live in rich neighborhoods such as Stonegate and Clarke Farmes), working class adults in their 20's and 30's without families, and the stereotypical white families who appear on Christmas cards each year. There are 3 public high schools in Parker. Chaparral is primarily the white kids who are sub-par at sports but throw the best parties, typically ones with more alcohol than one could imagine, hot girls, and plenty of drugs. Legend is the second high school in Parker, and the only school in the town with a half-decent reputation in regards to sports, specifically baseball and basketball. Ponderosa is the last high school in the town, and undoubtedly the least notable. Not much goes on there besides drugs and bad grades. Aside from partying, Parker doesn't have anything fun to do besides twiddle your thumbs, go to Sonic, and street race

Ryan: "Hey dude you down to chill tonight?"
Me: "yeah dude, where? my house?"
Ryan: "Dude you live in Parker, CO ...wth?"

by yaboi37 July 3, 2017

Peter Parker

A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.

Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?

He's definitely not Spider-Man.

Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!

by ohnoooooohnonono June 12, 2018

Parker Posey

From the characters that the American actress Parker Posey portrays on the screen. A person exhibiting the character traits af an asshole and/or being a cunt.

"That bitch is such a Parker Posey" and "Stop being such a Parker Posey, this is why people don't like you."

by Guilty1 June 7, 2018

Sienna Parker

A Girl that is fantasicaly pretty and gorgeous , usually has the best ass in the land and every girl wants to be her.

Guy 1:Omg check out that chick

Guy 2:Wow she must be a Sienna Parker

by jackson190 September 1, 2010

Dirty Parker

is when you jurk-off to five guys fucking each other, Then putting your cum in to your sock

Im go do a Dirty Parker

by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

Emo Parker

Peter Parker after succumbing to the amplifying effects of the Symbiote.

Darker hair which covers one side of the face, darkness around the eyes and a bad attitude are signs to look for.

Oh, here comes Emo Parker crotch thrusting in our direction. Let's go guys.

by Ryan Macfarlane May 19, 2007