periscope depth

n. 1. when you are in a body of water (tub, hot tub, pool, etc) and you are floating at a depth such that just the tip of your penis breaches the surface of the water

{to one's friends in a hot tub}
"i'm at periscope depth"

by J.Dizzie May 30, 2012

Piroscope

The art of predicting someone’s personality based on the number of digits of the number π they remember or have painfully committed to memory, or on a certain fraction or expression they use to approximate the irrational number.

In pseudo-evangelical circles or conspiratorial quarters, it’s not too difficult to match the piroscope sign MAGA patriots belong to.

by Fasters May 26, 2023

Periscope Toe

When your 2nd toe is longer than your big toe. It looks like a periscope.

Ladies, you know that summertime is coming up. Don't walk around with periscope toe and have your 2nd toe keeping lookout for the rest of your toes!

by Sia Sly March 30, 2010

parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.

I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.

by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011

Parapooper

After plowing a highly intoxicated fine young broad/strapping studdly stallion and they're completely blacked out in your bed asleep and you shove the blankets in their anal crevise and when they wake from their midnight slumber there is a brown covered parachute hanging from their ass.

Steve, Ken, Alex, and David, parapooper

by AlboKenDavid October 23, 2010

Up Periscope

1) naval term to raise the optics on a submarine
2) bath or shower game for typically one very lonly man

"raise the periscope and arm the cannon"

by chris unger April 22, 2004

periscope

Looking around to cheat on an exam so that your head and neck resemble a periscope. Your head swivels back and forth so quickly that even the dumbest teacher will probably catch you. However, there is always the chance that periscoping works, and it's one of the best feelings in the world. It's commonly used by those too lazy to put any effort into cheating discretely.

John: Dude that test was hard
Fred: Hell yeah, luckily I was able to cheat off the smart kid next to me
John: Ya I could see you cheating from across the room. You looked like a periscope!
Fred: Lol well at least Mr. Walters didn't see! He's oblivious!

by 12chainz February 6, 2014