A creature that, if you believe in it, it exists. If you believe it doesn not exist, then it exists.
"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.
by allatropic February 10, 2007
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- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.
- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!
- What a whore …
- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!
- What a whore …
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by S Palmer October 6, 2005
Get the Parabolic Dongler mug.The best shape to use in tailoring a new pair of Daisy Duke shorts. The high point of the curve should come above the center of the front of the thigh while the low point is joined at the back of the thigh, just above where the ass meets the legs.
Did you check out that bartender at The Lodge this weekend? The one in the parabolic Daisy Dukes. Definitely has the sweetest ass in Arizona.
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most commonly used in the IB by IB students as their brain deteriorates into mush.
most commonly used in the IB by IB students as their brain deteriorates into mush.
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When I was faithless and denied God I had paranoias that I was innately hell bound by being the only god and failing with life, also by being so different then the rest of existence and that my hatred of all life affected all life negatively.
by StickOfGod October 15, 2017
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