Pantene shower

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.

My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night

by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021

Jonahmae Panen Pacala

the only Queen of the JSLs.

Jonahmae Panen Pacala is the Queen of the JSLs and Wattpad. she is the most beautiful and kindest woman in our world! the JSLs love you. and this is truer than our other truths Queen J!

by jinreee November 23, 2021

panned

to get fucked by a panda.

The escaped panda from the zoo panned me when I least expected it.

by Urban Dictionary January 16, 2008

panned

to have been criticized (usually applied to art in the media such as music and movies)

Howard the Duck was universally panned for its awful writing, uninspired acting, and complete disregard for the source material.

by Atli November 10, 2008

Paneer Makani

name for a delicious Indian dish; name for a saucy person, one whom no one knows of; acts as a spy name.

Did you catch Paneer Makani's text in the group chat? He was talking about how delicious Paneer Makani is.

by Senorcheeseballs February 28, 2017

pantene punk

"Punk" who cares more about spiking their hair up then about what the actual punk movement was all about.

Pantene punks spend hours in front of the mirror getting their hair juuuuust right.

by Dinn August 10, 2006

panned out

passed out, comatose, blackout, unconscious, over-relaxed, wiped

I panned out after Christmas dinner, slept like a baby

by Chuckiedear January 21, 2015