When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
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when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.
by Special Ed February 2, 2005
Get the Disappearing Panda mug.A dissappearing panda is when your having sex with a girl and right after you cum you say "look a panda" and point in a different direction, quickly pull out, take off the condom and slap her in the face with it
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Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
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by Steven Pandastuh July 26, 2007
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(v.) when you see someone bend down to get their books from their locker and you rush over and rape their asshole
(adj.) possessing the appeal that makes one want to have babies still while intoxicated
(v.) when you see someone bend down to get their books from their locker and you rush over and rape their asshole
(adj.) possessing the appeal that makes one want to have babies still while intoxicated
* person being a dick*
me: youre so getting dirty panda wiggled asshole
Random person: Did you just get dirty panda wiggled? Cuz if you did I'm not touching you...
me: youre so getting dirty panda wiggled asshole
Random person: Did you just get dirty panda wiggled? Cuz if you did I'm not touching you...
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