Palinism

An idea, statement, or median so adverse it causes physical pain.

His palinistic statements never end.

Stop saying that, you're palin' me.

Palinism is ubiquitous in the modern media.

by JoshTS March 13, 2009

Paginis

Epicena Vacuus, also known as Paginis, is a very rare disorder that develops in the womb. For unexplained reasons, the sex chromosomes take the form of "Z" resulting in a sexless individual. Those who suffer from Paginis have neither sex organ and develop no distinguishing traits.

-Many Stick Figures are portrayed with Paginis.
-Hillary Clinton has Paginis

by Dr. Geofery Ritzgen December 28, 2008

Paginis

The mysterious combination of a penis and a vagina that is found on certain intersexes and hermaphrodites. An organ that can neither be classified as a really huge clitoris or a really small penis. Fused labia can only be deferentiated from a tiny scrotum by poking around for testies and/or ovaries.

Not to be confused with the vapena, the pegina, or the vagipenialginas

You - what the heck it that?
Hermaphrodite - oh, that's my paginis, do you like it?
You - I'm not sure. How does it work?

by Maggie the Cat September 28, 2005

Paginis

When a person, man or woman, has both a penis and a vagina, it is known as a paginis.

Person 1: Hey, the blonde chic over there, I'm going to ask her out!

Person 2: Dude, you might end up with a two person threesome...

Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Dude, she has a paginis!

by SaphiraAmore May 2, 2012

painis cupcake

A painis cupcake is a dingus who will speak in the ancient dialect of Christopher Walken, is as stubborn as a mule, a proficient musician, a social butterfly, a charmer, and will throw parties...eternally. A painis cupcake will also converse with walls.

A painis cupcake to Alfred, a wall, "I've got a fever and the only prescription is more party...juice!"

by deMangus April 9, 2013

Painis

what u say when ur dick is in a shitload of pain. (i.e. getting kicked in the balls)
gf:your such an asshole! *kicks dude in nuts*
bf: *groaning and falling to the ground* painis!

gf:your such an asshole! *kicks dude in nuts*
bf: *groaning and falling to the ground* painis!

by trevsexx February 20, 2011

paginis

A penis and vagina together; what a hermaphrodite has

"Worms have paginises"

by Alyssa October 12, 2003