Pasadena

(Pasadena, Md.) The most horrible place one could ever live. It's incredibly boring since there is nothing at all to do besides smoke weed and sit around and maybe go to McDonalds or the even more riveting- Pops (local gas stations that is known for selling to minors). Pasadena is the land of rednecks, white gangsters(who are not gangster at all), and bitchy preps. Many of the population owns a boat, but dosen't go anywhere or do anything on the boat. There are no fun partys- just small get togethers where everyone proceeds to get fucked up over 2 beers or a twisted tea. Any good person would want to get the hell out of here before there absorbed into this hell.

Carlos- hey wanna go to a party in Pasadena?
Tony - Hell no man, ide rather not have two natural lights then get hit on by a 13 year old.

by horshkaba January 18, 2011

Pasadena High School

Pasadena High School is one of the most hype schools you’ll ever see. It is extremely diverse, ranging from rich white kids to bloods and crips. The sports teams aren’t even that trash, hell even their football team plays at the Rose Bowl. They got this hella good dance team that kills it everything they have a show and the boys basketball team is D1! Everywhere you’ll go smells like weed and there are parties thrown every weekend. The school extremely hype, Blueface baby even showed up.

Pasadena has a billion private schools because the white parents don’t wanna have there kids go to a “ghetto” school, but the only reason pasadena school district is broke is because these private schools steal their students.

Pasadena high is not a school, it’s a family and you should just be jealous you don’t go there.

Some pasadena high school kid is throwing a kickback this week, wanna come?

by aintnosnitch January 7, 2019

Pasadena

A place in Maryland where all anybody drinks is Miller lite (because that's all anyone can afford) and all anyone drives is ford f150s (because otherwise you're gay.) Beautiful in its own way, Pasadena locals spend their time smoking weed in the Wendy's parking lot or spray painting racial slurs on abandoned buildings. As it's highscools are terrible, only 20% of its residents hold college degrees, yet a shocking 50% own boats. Typically, boat owners enjoy such aquatic activities as smoking weed and drinking Miller lite. If owning a boat is outside your budget (if you live here, it probably is,) you can spend your time at the Texas Roadhouse, where it takes at least 3 days to get seated at a table.

Cletus: Hey skeeter, wanna go hang out with Michael?
Skeeter: No, that fag lives in Severna park
Cletus: Oh right, I forgot. Let's go drink outside Wendy's instead like we do here in Pasadena
Skeeter: Sounds good!

by Severna Park is for fags May 11, 2018

Pasadena Pounder

A smoothie drink comprised of:
Ice, strawberries, bananas, vanilla ice cream, milk, almonds, and Absolut Ruby Red in a sugar-rimmed glass.

"Here! Try this Pasadena Pounder!"

"Mmm..Tropical!"

by Yakballz January 2, 2009

Pasadena

fashionable, snobby, polished, wearing expensive clothes

He'd never date her, she's not pasadena enough for him.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Pasadena

(Maryland Area) A very small living suburb that some may refer to as the "redneck ghetto". The Dena is possibly the only place in america to find toothless panty sniffers, badass gang bangers and anorexic drug addicts all in one cozy little area. Strictly recommended for visiting purposes only.Once you get in... you'll never get out.

"My brother was shot in the Dena yesterday when he was caught banging his neighbors husband... and dog at the same time."

by The little one March 30, 2005

Pasadena

Also a city in Texas that neighbors Houston and always has a green cloud hovering around the city. Home to more than 2000 chemical plants and some mutated fish and animals.

Breathing the air in Pasadena, Texas is like sniffing ammonia and paint thinner and dog shit all at once.

by Jack Burton on the Pork Chop Express April 10, 2006