painted

When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.

That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.

by Eddie B3 February 28, 2008

Paint

To wipe any sex related fluid on someone's taint with your penis

He created the most beautiful paint job I have ever seen on that guy's taint. There were elegant swirls, lines, and a breathtaking sense of form.

by famoustainter March 6, 2011

Paint

To designate a target to employ a homing weapon against, usually by laser or radar.

The Special Forces trooper painted the target for the Warthog driver to hit.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003

The Painting

When you ejaculate on her stomach, whilst making a picture.

Oi lads last night I did the painting to ur wan

by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

Paint

The truest art form ever. It alows people to see into another persons very soul. To see their perspective and feelings withouth ever seeing the person. Painting is what makes humans great.

Vincent Van Gogh created the most beautiful paintings out of the agony that was his life.

by ReaperKing234 December 19, 2011

painting

"Painting" the new code name for masturbation for both men and women.

Haha, caught you painting last nite.

I've got a feeling your busy painting!!!

"Just gonna have a paint before i go out"

by Bec & Seb October 29, 2006

painting

after a man ejaculates upon a woman he uses his dick like a brush to paint a picture with his semen. the painting is usually simple and temporary

for her 18th birthday amanda's boyfriend gave her a PAINTING of a present

by Simon Riley June 24, 2010