Painesopaido

Painesopaido is a fat guy who eats everything within sight, usually things like chocolate and chips but he won't hesitate to eat a fucking cock. Also most likely has a girlfriend called theo

Quickly! Painesopaido is coming! Run for your life! Oh wait he wanted my food..

by SwkosEnasKaiMonadikos April 9, 2021

Egg Painter

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall

by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019

Painter's Radio

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

I left your Mom with a face like a painter's radio and the dirty bitch loved it

by seattle brian February 3, 2009

Paiger

The nickname for paige, because paige isn't long enough for its own nickname; now it sounds like a piece of technology.

"Hey Paiger, let's go to the mall!"

by sydneykaiixox February 22, 2009

Paigerton

Long nickname for those named "Paige" that also have the love for Weezer's second album, "Pinkerton."

Paigerton only loves old school Weezer.

by peekaycee March 12, 2009

tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020