Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.
by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010
Get the Shallow River Paddling mug.a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
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by J_P June 3, 2004
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Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"
by lz da prince June 6, 2009
Get the tonsil patroling mug.Noun: An exceptionally young girl who is the object of an older man’s obsession. Also referring to the relationship shared between the two. The relationship may be fleeting or temporary in nature, especially if the man is going through a so called mid-life crisis. Term was created by Christie to describe a longtime friend who loved ‘little’ (18-22yo) girls.
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Get the peddling mug.MMO slang. Typically what the Bow Fag does once they draw the aggro of the mobs. They run around backwards while shooting the mobs which are chasing them. Or course this in turn requires all the melee class to follow in pursuit. So it basically looks similar to a Benny Hill re-run.
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