1. Boy: By the way, your pants are bloody.
Girl: Lovely. I forgot my pad.
2. Boy: Excuse me! Whose is this? (holds pad up high above head)
Girl: I think it dropped from outer space.
3. Carolyn: Um...My water bottle’s leaking...
Amy: Fortunately, I have in my possession some tape and a pad!
Carolyn: Uhhhhhhh.....where exactly did you get that?
Amy: My grandma says they’re extra absorbent! She uses them to clean her kitchen!
Girl: Lovely. I forgot my pad.
2. Boy: Excuse me! Whose is this? (holds pad up high above head)
Girl: I think it dropped from outer space.
3. Carolyn: Um...My water bottle’s leaking...
Amy: Fortunately, I have in my possession some tape and a pad!
Carolyn: Uhhhhhhh.....where exactly did you get that?
Amy: My grandma says they’re extra absorbent! She uses them to clean her kitchen!
by ThatOnePerson112 May 8, 2019
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A word originated in the West which is commonly used to describe someone who "has a stick up their ass" (metaphorically of course, maybe literally in some cases). The term is also used in some situations to express anger towards another individual or several others if used in the plural form. PAD is a way of claiming an individual as an "ultimate asshole" due to the fact that it is an acronym for the commonly used adjectives Prick, Asshole and Dick.
A word originated in the West which is commonly used to describe someone who "has a stick up their ass" (metaphorically of course, maybe literally in some cases). The term is also used in some situations to express anger towards another individual or several others if used in the plural form. PAD is a way of claiming an individual as an "ultimate asshole" due to the fact that it is an acronym for the commonly used adjectives Prick, Asshole and Dick.
Person 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Grant, he seems to be in a bad mood"
Person 2: "I think it's because we reminded him he only has one ball"
Person 1: "Oh, What a pad"
Person 2: "I think it's because we reminded him he only has one ball"
Person 1: "Oh, What a pad"
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Get the PAD mug.People who are born into very posh well to do familys but live in squalor/poverty. Hence the name PADS- Posh And Dirtys.
That dirty posh Pad.
I was born into a family of Pads but now my living room isnt covered in bits of cereal.
I was born into a family of Pads but now my living room isnt covered in bits of cereal.
by A.Z.P.u January 13, 2008
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Get the pad mug.*me speaking to an attractive girl* hey miss you wanna go back to my pad and check out my art collection and maybe afterwards have a few alcoholic beverages?
her " sure that sounds great those are actually my two favorite things art and liquor ;) "
me "alright then lets make like eggs and scramble outta here ;)"
her " sure that sounds great those are actually my two favorite things art and liquor ;) "
me "alright then lets make like eggs and scramble outta here ;)"
by Richie Spice September 9, 2011
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Get the PADS mug.A word originated in the West which is commonly used to describe someone who "has a stick up their ass" (metaphorically of course, maybe literally in some cases). The term is also used in some situations to express anger towards another individual or several others if used in the plural form. PAD is a way of claiming an individual as an "ultimate asshole" due to the fact that it is an acronym for the commonly used adjectives Prick, Asshole and Dick.
Person 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Grant, he seems to be in a bad mood"
Person 2: "I think it's because we reminded him he only has one ball"
Person 1: "Oh, What a pad"
Person 2: "I think it's because we reminded him he only has one ball"
Person 1: "Oh, What a pad"
by Max_TheBallCrushers_Rudy July 9, 2011
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