tube packed

Getting ones vagina stuffed with a meaty dick

Girl I was so horn dog last night I basically begged to get my tube packed

by Cuzcuzinfo January 7, 2016

Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.

"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz

by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018

Parkey

The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.

Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!

by pmong January 6, 2019

fudge packer

a man who is gay, fudge packer is used to say as a man that enjoys anal sex with another man. also known as..sticking it in the pooper.

keebler elves are fudge packers!

by Dchappy32 June 23, 2011

turd packer

Another name for a homosexual male.

It wasn't correct to call him a turd packer, as he is straight.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Packet Slut

Refers to women who which sleep with any man they can for free drugs. Packet refers to the bags that your gear comes in.

Generally to be avoided, but can be fun play toy but make sure you toss it away when the time is right.

That girl Gina is such a packet slut, she fucks anyone if she thinks that will get her some free drugs.

by Jerkso April 22, 2006

Peter Packed

The gayest thing ever

Wow, that guy just peter packed his gay anal lover in the ass.

by Ryan Meezer August 3, 2007