Paulson

A five piece rock group known for fucking human sized spiders in supermarkets. They're also known for making fourteen year old girls cream their pants in hollister stores nationwide.

OMG i was like totally buying this cute polo in hollister with my bff when Paulson came on and i like almost ruined my distressed jeans because they make me so wet.

by banana clip October 6, 2008

paulson justin

A nice person who you should treat with respect and care.

Wow, Paulson Justin is really cool today.

by Guy who is the smart October 17, 2017

Paulson

Named for the character in Fight Club it's a term that describes a man with huge bitch tits.

Don't invite Gary, that Paulson scares away the chicks.

by The Golden Cheetah August 17, 2018

PaulsonSexual

Refers to a person who is only sexually attracted to Sarah Paulson.

I’m so gay for Sarah Paulson, I’m really PaulsonSexual.

by Sarah Paulson admirer July 1, 2021

Paulsonsexual

I can't get enough of Sarah Paulson shes so hot

Sarah Paulson can rail me I think I'm Paulsonsexual

by Kateismywife September 3, 2021

Paulson

1. verb. to fall to the ground and screech at the top of one's lungs when scared (like Sarah Paulson).

2. verb. to dance poorly and chaotically with no shame (like Sarah Paulson).

1. Bro, remember when you hardcore Paulsoned at that haunted house last year?

2. Y'all wanna Paulson with me at hoco this year?

by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021

Paulson

A guy who is unloyal and gets annoyed by everything. Very ugly and most likely to be a furry. Very horrendous looking and gets no girls. Very unleng. Most likely to be the roadman of the group. Most likely to have breath smelling like fish and chips. Probably eats on piles of poop

Person 1: “PAULSON looks horrendous today I’m not even kidding”
Person 2: “I agree”

by yourgirleisha January 16, 2022