pb&j

noun - A shart in edible underwear.

"Your mother eats far too much fiber. She did a pb&j right before I showed up last night. Man, those edibles tasted awful, but I got them down. Gotta be polite and eat what you're served!"

by methuselah perrywinkle March 20, 2010

PB&J

pb&J is the bestest pbj friend you can ever get!!! hes such a jojo nerd that he probably sings sono chino sadame everytime before he gOES to slEEP !!! HE ALSO LIKE FOOFIGHTERS AND LIKES TO YARE YARE DAZE HIS HAIR is PBJ coLors becauSE R E A S O Ns A N D JOJO. also his best friend is danny because shES THE COOLEST PERSON IN ZA WARUDO AND SHE SHOWS JOJO TO PBJ HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. anways pbj is epic, protect at all cost.

"PB&J! PB&J! PB&J!"
"Stop calling me that"
"No because of you're hair which looks like you smudged pbj all over it"
"fine whatever..."

by dannydanndann October 2, 2020

pb&j

a public blow job

when we got drunk krista gave jake a pb&j

by Shangri-la_Soldier July 7, 2011

PBJ Squared

Stands for peanut butter, jelly and jizz sandwich. Before performing any sort of sexual act (i.e. fucking in any hole, rj's, bj's, tj's, ej's, or jj's) lay out two pieces of bread next to each other, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly. Right before ejaculation pull your skeet cannon out and shoot your knucle children all over the bread with the jelly. Put the bread with peanut butter on top of the piece with jelly and jizz. Enjoy them on the spot or cut the sandwich into four, put them on some nice china, cover them with saran wrap and bring them to a cocktail party.

Mary: "Wow! I love what you've done with these PBJ squared's! They are so zesty! Were you fucking up the butt?

Thomas: "No, the bitch was Mexican."

by UCP_4_life June 15, 2009

PBJ

Paper Bag Job: A girl with an atractive body, but a shamelessly poor face. to verify this predicament a paper bag is placed over the head. In previous experiments, paper causes less asphyxiation than standard carrier bags.

I would definitely PBJ her

His sister is a PBJ

6/10, Definitely a PBJ

by LowStandards22 January 27, 2011

PB&J

Stands for personal bowl and joint. It's used to disguise one's activities when they are trying to get high fast.

It's less commonly used for: personal bong and joint or personal blunt and joint.

mom: "Honey, what are you doing in there?"
son: "Oh, nothing, just enjoying a PB&J."

by sideso March 15, 2009

Canadian PB&J

Happens When a man, usually Canadian, kneels face down into a pillow while another man puts peanut butter and jelly in the crack of the first man's ass, then proceeds to allow a pet of choice to like it off, usually a canine of sorts.

He will be afk for the rest of the night, he's getting the ole Canadian PB&J!

by Shm00kin May 1, 2010