Ownership f**k 

Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.

'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'

Ownership f**k by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023

Ownership 

Ohohohoho.... Wait... Don't tell me I have OWNERSHIP of likenesses... That would be hilarious!

Hym "Ownership!? No... Wait! Yes, actually. Pleasepleaseplease tell me I own Jennifer Lawrence! Pleaseplease God, let me own Jennifer Lawrence! 🙏😖 I would literally spare God's life to own Jennifer Lawrence! Ooooh man, I want that more than anything!"

Ownership by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Ownership 

To have an exclusive or superordinate claim to an object.

Hym " 'To be an axiom it needs to be obvious' Says Andrew. According to who? Whether or not something is obvious to you (subjectively) has nothing to with whether or not it's true. Slavery is the compelled or coerced labor of another and doesn't actually constitute 'ownership' in the libertarian sense."

Ownership by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

ownership

the act, state, or right of possessing something.

Pelham has COMPLETE ownership of Helena

ownership by eerfyddid January 26, 2026

otter owners 

total badass

he’s a otter owners he’s a badass

otter owners by showtime1055 February 11, 2019

Hyperslave Owners

The class that benefits from, controls, and maintains the Hyperslave system—not individuals who own particular hyperslaves, but the diffuse collection of corporations, platforms, investors, algorithms, and systems that collectively own the conditions under which hyperslaves exist. Hyperslave Owners include the tech platforms that design the apps, the venture capitalists that fund them, the shareholders that profit from them, the algorithms that manage them, and the political systems that protect them. Unlike traditional slave owners, they bear no personal responsibility for individual slaves—they simply own the system that makes slavery total.

Hyperslave Owners Example: "He couldn't point to a single person who owned him—his Hyperslave Owners were distributed across a dozen apps, a hundred investors, a thousand algorithms, and a political system that protected them all."

Hyperslave Owners by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Gabe Owners

A name that sounds like gay boners.

Person 1: 'Last Name Owners, First Name Gabe'
Person 2 'Gabe Owners'
Person 1: 'Haha, just made you say gay boners'

Gabe Owners by OskChiz March 30, 2026