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Ownager

An individual who owns many noobs. Typically named Randy or Razor, usually able to work crossover micro and refuses to play console games. An ownager is the epitome of 1337.
I don't play Halo, bitch -- I'm an ownager.
by Stunt101 May 2, 2005
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self-ownage

Same as above, added related words
Darwinian awards are full of self-ownage
by DarkDuskX December 30, 2005
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Ownage

(Adj.) Ownage.

Ownage is past tense for the act of "owning" an opponent in a game of skill, in wich one player dominates the other with ease.

Used as an adjective, it describes/emphasizes the greatness, or great value of something. It can also describe severity.

The word is typically used over the internet, and is most commonly abundant in the computer gaming community; Even more specifically, the Half-life and Counter strike communities.
- Man, that game of counter-stike we played was ownage!

- Damn, the ownage they layed down on us in that last game was pretty bad. We need to practice some more.
by Russ_Conscript September 25, 2004
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self-ownage

When you do something utterly stupid you aren't even aware of, in a situation where your preferences are very much out of place.
<+Quakeulf> Onderhond: It's an universal rule that CS, trance and bimbo-porn fits together in a holy triangle
<Hamilton> Quake, so? you're friends, my cousin listens to rap and plays CS, me, I listen to R&B
<+Quakeulf> They're all equally as awful
<~Onderhond> Hamilton ...
<+Quakeulf> Self-ownage
by Quakeulf May 17, 2004
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uber ownage

getting ur ass super owned, or super owning ppl
by the Nad April 11, 2005
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deagle ownage

When you "own" someone else with a desert eagle. Commonly used for nerds who play counter strike.
hellz yea, deagle ownage!!!111!1! (said immediately after you get a kill with the deagle.)
by pwn4g3 to teh m4x May 29, 2005
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vaginal ownage

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only
alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her

marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that

alex: what are you talking about?

marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her

alex: what?

marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you

alex: damn...
by christophorus September 4, 2010
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