electric car owners

literally complains about why oils are bad, gases smells bad, engine is a waste of money, and it cost to buy a engine car when flexxing about your tesla and owing a tesla is exensive. Even tho they can get lost out of sight, die during winter, die on highways like chevorlette trucks, and no sounds.

Average electric car owner: "haha gas" poor person !!!!!!LOL OIL!!!!!!!!!
Average classic 50s engine car drivers: Companies has gotten lazy. Electric car ownershas no proof why it's better than old

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Owner of the New Orleans saints

Pretty much any team in the NFL. the Main owner is Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons. the lower level co-owners is Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks . the Tertiary owners is every other NFL team. Because they are owned by so many people, they had no chance of ever winning the Super Bowl, until they cheated one year (without the knowledge of the Owners)

Tom Benson: wait.. I'm the Owner of the New Orleans saints

Matt Ryan: so am I.

New York Giants: Me too!

Cleavland Browns: And Us!

Cam Newton: i own part of that Stupidome

Tom Benson: what do i own then?

Matt Ryan: the hot dog stand on bourbon Street

by b17 January 31, 2014

car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

by dejaflu February 23, 2011

owner of a local car

User of ubran dictionary

Owner of a local car just made the definition of staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).

They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015

Lia (Best owner fr!!)

Lia is so amazing and cool and omg is there practically anything she isn't good at 😣😣😝 she's so pretty but also very emo (she listens to mcr) they are secretly mikalia as well and they are diosrecycledcumjar's favorite schmoopsie boobie booboo pummy wummy pumpkin pie, they are the owner of the best server ever (handsome ppl best server fr!!!!) she's just so cool and amazing and funny and secretly finds Zaz super duper funny as well but tries to hide it (Lia is an Asuka kinnie after all) yeah... that's about it..

Zaz: happy birthday, suck my cock.
Lia (Best owner fr!!): what the actual fuck zaz.

by lias.schmoopsie May 8, 2022

ownership

The act of owning (owning skill). Being awesome at a skill or trait, like no other person. Intense well doing above all other people trying, master of the skill.

A.K.A. owned

Attack Frog laid down a thick helping of ownership at H2. Attack Frog has those ownership skills.

by J M K May 19, 2005