Male Ovulation

The act of depositing your male reproductive fluids.

She said she was ovulating and I didn't want to get her pregnant. So I shot my load down her throat, male ovulation has no risks.

by AndyUK June 7, 2021

Ocular Penetration

Ocular Penetration is when a man pops out the eyeball of his victim, then proceeds to fuck the eye socket with his erect penis. This is sometimes confused to be skull fucking but they are two different sexual activities.

Most girls prefer a good Ocular Penetration right after church.

by Harold Ramis October 8, 2009

Ovulation Situation

When a woman suddenly, and otherwise inexplicably, becomes obsessed with babies, pregnancy, nesting, etc. during a particular time of her cycle.

Girl: "Do you think someday we will have little babies?"
Guy: "Thought you didn't want kids?"
Girl: "Well, I do now. Must be an ovulation situation."

by HopelessCynic August 7, 2011

Ocular recticitis

When your eyes lodge in your ass and give you a shitty outlook on life.

You have a bad case of Ocular recticitis, if you complain about having to pay taxes after winning a million dollars.

by Starmon July 29, 2011

omular domular

a insult designed to ruin someone's social life. not even "no you" can save your opponent from utter destruction.

you: Michael, you're an omular domular little bitch.

Michael: *dies*

by Shlerman April 30, 2019

ocular

The act of locking someone's eyeball for sexual stimulation

I gave that bitch the best ocular of her life last week

by butface1994 February 27, 2015

ovulation station

a prime place for all your ovulation needs

"ah here, lets hit the ovulation station"

by shoonphillips October 5, 2017