ones and twos

two turntables - #1 and #2. thus, ones and twos.

Yo, we got DJ Revolution rippin' it up on the ones and twos tonight.

by kha` May 17, 2004

black air force ones

The most dangerous type of shoe there is. If a nigga is wearing these, they have probably six counts of murder, shoplifting and home invasion charges under their belt. Avoid them at all costs.

Tyrone: Man that nigga Andre is annoying as fuck.
Jamal: Stay the fuck away from him dude, I saw him rocking black air force ones on the court yesterday.

by caporegime June 8, 2021

Air Force Ones

Basketball sneakers made by Nike in 1982, but re-released in the 90's because everyone wanted to buy a new pair. To this day, they are the most popular basketball shoes on the planet: nike spends no money advertising air force ones, yet the amount of air force ones sold IN A MONTH is equal to the amount of ALL of the air jordans PUT TOGETHER sold in a year.
this was talked about in the movie, Just for Kicks.
Low-top air force ones are also very popular as fashion sneakers, because the shoe has a clean, classic design, and the all-white low tops or all-black low tops can be had for $80 a pair, and several sneaker customizers, including famous graffiti artists like STASH and futura2000, use the air force one sneakers as a blank canvas to design new things.

also referred to as uptowns, G-Nikes, nike airs, uppies, harlems, baltimores, forces, and air forces, etc.

person 1 - Man, when did you get those new air force ones?

person 2 - i went out to the bay, HUF San Francisco did a collabo with nike and i thought they looked fresh.

person 1 - word dude, i wish i could afford nikes the way you sneakerhead niggas can!

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Uptowns, we call 'em uppies when they on divas
prolly worn when KRS-One teaches
Nas, made you look before the haters
i bet you Kan had 'em on when he walked with jesus
- Rakim in Classic (Better than I've Ever Been) made to celebrate 25 years of the Air Force Ones.

by B!0hzrd July 2, 2007

Shoot the ones

pl.n.
1. A fistfight.
2. The activity of fighting with the fists.

Uh, do you want to keep running your mouth or do you want to step outside and shoot the ones with me?

by Alex McMartin February 10, 2004

Tall Ones

another phrase which means boobs.

Your tall ones are very nice looking.

by blackindian October 15, 2007

the property of ones

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.

It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016