Osterize

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.

Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.

by The Original Ostriker May 15, 2007

ostercy

Generic term for evil child, such as Damien from "The Omen" or Stewie from "Family Guy"

that boy is a right ostercy

by johndec May 7, 2007

Osteen

To shut doors on, ask/ force to leave

They needed a place to stay, but he osteened them. They slept on the street.

After we hooked up, she thought she was going to spend the night. Had to osteen her.

by CnDpUG September 1, 2017

osterberger

Stunningly sexy man who is able to cause girls to cum everywhere. Literally everywhere. All over the place. Generally very muscular and with great curly hair. No girls can resist

Wow that guy is a real Osterberger in bed!!

by Killinthegame69 December 10, 2016

Osten

A very hot guy who attracts all the girls. Osten is a boyfriends worst nightmare. He is very attractive

Osten is so handsome.

My boyfriend is jealous of Osten

by Ostenb555 October 18, 2018

Osteenite

Osteenites are those who follow the teachings of the Osteen. They believe that every day should be a Friday and that while proclaiming to be Christian that Jesus has only tertiary significance to their faith. While professing to be a sect of Christianity the teachings followed by Osteenites more closely resemble those of Dr. Norman Vincent Peale ("Power of Positive Thinking") or Rhonda Byrne ("The Secret"). Osteenites are also known to on occasion practice "Meyerism".

"OMG SALLY! HAVE YOU READ "YOUR BEST LIFE NOW"!?!? It changed my life! I am flying to Houston next week to go to Lakewood Church and am selling off all of my possessions and donating the money! It's ok though, as long as I stay positive I'll have TONS of money again in no time, and not a single care in the world!" "Chris, you're acting like a total Osteenite, knock it off."

by Everydaysawednesday September 17, 2012

Osterhage

The sweetest last name ever! People with this last name are scientifically proven to be all around sweeter and awesome.

Anna Osterhage aka "sweet as hell"

by Anna O. January 13, 2008