Orphan Tears

An alcoholic beverage, usually liquor, containing large amounts of crushed up Ecstasy tablets.

Felix: Hey bro what do you want to do tonight?
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.

by Conwaytwitty May 12, 2011

knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.

Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006

Orphan

A suitable source of food

Yum Yum Yum said the person I am going to eat an Orphan.

by Goose2712 November 22, 2020

Orphan Tears

The name of the song that the cartoon band "Your Favorite Martian" created

My favorite song is Orphan Tears by Your Favorite Martian

by Radin Happier June 29, 2022

Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.

Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.

by aurora89 December 22, 2009

Orphanage

Warehouse of rejected items

he lived in an orphanage

by dark_god_joyboy July 30, 2023

Orphan Logic

Claiming to be a victim of a situation that you caused.

A young man kills his parents and asks the court for mercy because he is an orphan: Orphan Logic

by billkamp May 21, 2011