Orchidoclaste

A french clever insult to define a jerk. Litteraly an oyster's ass. Usually used to show off.

Boss: Oh sorry, i dropped my coffee on your shirt.
Person 2: You orchidoclaste!
Boss*thinking* : Oh, he seems so intelligent. I should offer him a rise.

by Goutdazote[orsomeoneelse] May 13, 2018

orchid

the latin word for testicle

if you dont shut up, im going to tea bag you with my orchids

by German-Portuguese March 31, 2010

blue orchid

Blue orchid is a name of a White Stripes song, blue orchid means blue balls, orchid is another word for testicles.

blue balls = blue orchid

by Hank The Spank November 8, 2006

Orchid Butter

Orchid Butter comes from a women's vagina also known as an orchid during female ejaculation.

I was fucking this chick doggy style and when she had an organism she released her orchid butter all over my leg.

by Orchidjuicebox March 13, 2016

fried chicken and orchids

The most amazing combo in the world. They go hand in hand with each other better than bread and butter.

fried chicken and orchids = <33333333

by I AM NO ONE : ) December 2, 2009

Orchidoplasty

Surgery of your Orchid plant

I totally pulled off the Orchidoplasty and the stem is starting to re-grow!

by Greenfairy333 December 4, 2010

Spewin' Orchids

When you jerk off to Hawaiian porn

I had crazy morning wood, so spewin' orchids helped make it go away, it was a MAD win-win.

by no regrets April 17, 2015