Oral Sex

The best five minutes of peace and quiet a married man can ask for.

"Oral sex is still technically considered sex, right? It is not quite as good as vaginal sex, but at least I don't have to listen to my woman complain."

by Pseudosavant December 19, 2009

oral sex

The primar function of the mouth

man says:Would you like to give me a oral sex?
women says:I cant I'm eating
man says:why dont you come up with a better explenation if you dont wanna do it even if it means you have to lie about it? like "i cant i already have someone elses penis inside my mouth"

by nadrad April 6, 2010

oral sex

When a girl sucks a man off, or a man eats a girl out.

aaaw, shit, yo Shirley can give some crazy ass oral sex.

by mombubawae April 26, 2006

oral sex

the hottest thing in the world

can i suk on your dick?

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

oral sex

its when someone sucks ur cock or eats u out! basically everything b4 sex besides kissing.

dude, i want some oral

by dude dude dude July 24, 2003

Oral Sex

drinking 69 gallons (British, cause they're bigger than US gallons) of pussy juicy

"do you mind if I stop sucking your clit for a while, I need the bathroom"

by Ricky June 20, 2003

oral sex

sucking a cock until its wrinkles

she gave me oral sex last night and she swallowed

by Anonymous December 6, 2002