Asshole Optimism

When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.

"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.

by doktorj March 8, 2014

Doomer Optimism

A collective dedicated to discovering regenerative paths forward, highlighting the people working for a better world, and connecting seekers to doers.

Things are bad but let’s stay positive and follow a path of doomer optimism

by Longyear April 27, 2022

Blind Optimism

to be optimistic without any reason.

She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.

by zishy August 12, 2014

Sharing the Optimism

“Sharing the optimism” is the act at which you show your love and gratitude, towards your friends, family or acquaintances when horrifically stoned. This is usually followed by “love hugs”

Because the barer of good news is so overwhelmed they usually burst into hysterics.

“Nancy, our 2 hour conversation about life and previous partners has brought us so close together, I fucking love you!”

“Chris your fucking mashed LOL calm down sharing the optimism”

by Dodgerx1 June 28, 2009

bombastic optimism

(n.) An unbelievable self confidence and sense of self-worth.

Churchill gave the British people bombastic optimism in the face of the nazis, which allowed them to ignore Lord Halifax, and continue survive the bombing raids of WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

ungroomal optimism

Ungroomal optimism - when a single guy has undying optimism that he'll one day be the groom to the love of his wife/life. He can still be 100, as long as he's still living and optimistic!

The poor guy gets dumped more than a clown in a dunktank. He never complains around anyone about being single; he just has this ungroomal optimism about him.

by formattedfire3 November 1, 2013

Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020