Fresh out of the oven

Just got done smoking weed. Baked

"Did you just get done smoking? You look like you just came fresh out of the oven."

by Roflcopter1437 February 8, 2009

Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020

Dutch Oven

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Chad woke up early to give Stacy a Dutch Oven

by TheDeadInside May 5, 2023

Cat's in the oven

A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.

Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven

by Noah_The_Arkman January 26, 2011

Dutch Oven Cake

When you shit in the bed and pull the covers over your partner.

Last night, I went to dutch oven my girl, but accidentally left her a steaming dutch oven cake in the bed.

by gumbolicious February 18, 2015

Dutch Oven Suicide

Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.

Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?

Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.

by Some guy1 September 3, 2012

Horse Oven

A rectal infection caused by/as a result of extremely rough anal sex.

Any type of anti-rape devise, such as the Rapex, that is inserted into a woman's vagina.

"Sitting down is a difficult task for someone with a Horse Oven."

"I was excited about getting laid until my girlfriend forgot to take out her Horse Oven."

by Nick L. & Raul D. May 19, 2008