Onionbutt

A butt so amazing it brings tears to one's eyes.

Jim: Hey Scoot, you see that hostess?
Scooter: Damn, she's fine and check out that Onionbutt!

by Nefmaster July 20, 2011

onion ninjas

They sneak up you when you're watching a movie and a real touching scene comes along and all of a sudden tears are streaming down your cheeks. Hallmark movies are infested with onion ninjas.

We were watching the movie Crash when that little girl ran outside to give her daddy the "invisible cloak" just as the angry Persian guy shot at him, and we all thought he had shot Michael Pena's daughter--only to discover the Persian guy's daughter had earlier put blanks in his gun...oh boy, did the onion ninjas sneak up on everyone when we learned the little girl was OK.

by Indybreadman January 9, 2019

onions have layers

ONIONS HAVE LAYERS WE NEED NEED LAYERS SHREK WOULD BE PROUD

Onions have LAYERS!!!!

by Shrek would be proud April 5, 2019

crotch onion

(n.) an unwashed, smelly ballsack. A person who suffers from is condition may be referred to as an "onion crotch."

Just let Buster get in there and give your nuts a sniff, Nate. He's a good dog, and he sure knows a crotch onion when he catches whiff of one!

by Blenderhead91 June 21, 2012

Sad Onion

A face on most toy packaging showing the toy is not for ages 0-3, that is sad and looks more like an onion.

The packaging has the sad onion, as almost always.

by Mr. EMdfM August 6, 2017

Right in the queens onions

A term first coined by Nigel Norris. meaning to injure and/or receive a kick to the balls.

BWAAAA! RIGHT IN THE QUEENS ONIONS!

by Sir.Davey October 7, 2010

olson special

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.

damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.

by buttslut guild March 25, 2008