Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

ononono

When you look at this dude and see the top of his head.

look at this dude!
ononono!
look at the top of his head!
look at his lips!

by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

ONANNA

A term used to describe a really hot girl. She's the most cliche Taurus you will ever meet but that has its pluses. Not to mention, she's also ridiculously smart. She also gives you free TikTok song lyrics from time to time.

Oh no! Onanna gave someone a nosebleed from being to hot!!!

by ZaddyLongLegs May 21, 2021

Onana

One the greatest human beings to ever exist

you sexy ass Onana

by ekfnw;w September 29, 2021

Disciple of Onan

From the Book of Genesis: Onan and Er were brothers; when Er died, their father Jacob decided that Onan should assume matrimonial duties with Er's childless widow. However, instead of completing the act, Onan "spilled his seed on the ground". God considered this an evil act and Onan was slain for it.

A man was observed on the London Underground practicing the faith of a Disciple of Onan. Police were called and apprehended the suspect.

by BF1971 May 7, 2019

Onenostrilitis

When one of your nostrils is completely clogged but the other is extremely clear making it annoying to breathe through your nose and sleep at night.

clogged nose
onenostrilitis

by Courtney Grafton June 22, 2009

onanimous

A consensus reached by a group of wankers.

Derivation from "Onan" the original biblical wanker.

"The England cricket team's onanimous decision to play crap cost them the Ashes"

by Fubblitious January 20, 2007