hoof

A clumsy girl that is known to trip over magazine racks, up the stairs, and anything of that sort.

Where's hoof?

Probably on the ground somewhere...

by ooh_goodness April 13, 2008

Hoof

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street.

2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now!
Guy2: *meep*
*stabbed HOOF*
Guy2: AAHHHHH!!!
Guy1: Oh did I kill him?

by Bone February 15, 2004

Hoof

Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof

Hey Dude, I gotta go drop off a Hoof.

by TakinAHoof2 June 10, 2009

hoof

To inhale from a smoking device.

"Here John, i'm not sure I want to clear this bong." "Mate, fuck up and just hoof it."
"Where were you Decky?" "Me and Steeko were out the back hoofin lungs."

by pb__ January 18, 2015

Hoof

When a male puts the rubber part on the bottom of a chair on his penis, making it look like a horse's hoof.

The boy got on the hoof after some coaxing from his friends.

by stevo0307 November 8, 2009

hoof

"Hoof" or "to hoof"
To beat up, or inflict damage on another person or their property.

Used widely throughout south west England

"Let's go hoof em up"
"That pikey got hoofed up"

by The Friar January 12, 2008

hoof

derogative term used to describe bitches with dirty breasts

wow jane you fuckin hoof heffer go eat poopnugget

by billy bob blow job October 1, 2003