Sit on my dick

Telling a female to ride the dick in a cruel way

What's up babe girl come sit on my dick

by King Crue March 6, 2018

are you shitting on my dick?!

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.

Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!

by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009

she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

by CheckMyBackPack May 7, 2017

Burping on my dick

When a girl is an ultimate tease or blue balls you. If you need to go home and masturbate after being with a girl, then she just burped on your dick.

Jordan: Aye, how was your date last night? Did you do anything?
Parker: Nah bro, she was burping on my dick all night.

by BrownHawk April 3, 2014

dance on my dick

A sentence invented and uses by famous gonzo pornstars as Rocco Siffredi and nacho vidal.
The woman is on top of the man with his
dick in her ass or in her pussy.
The woman should move her ass in a
circular motion (sexy dancing) and by doing so arousing and increasing sexual pleasure to her partner.

Dance, dance on my dick, baby.

Jasmine sure knows how to dance on
nacho dick.

by rashif September 6, 2004

Drifting on my dick

Doing nothing in particular.

Maurice: "What were you doing last night?"
Ashley: "Just drifting on my dick like always"

by PPbigPP March 22, 2021

she farted on my dick

damn.

then she shitted.
damn.

she farted on my dick

by the cooler penguin27 December 23, 2021