intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

edmonton oilers

1 of the NHL's great franchises that is making an incredible playoff run as '04 ends (despite sucking for most of the year)

The Oilers were awesome w/ Gretsky

by PuckYou March 29, 2004

dirty oister

when you skeet on in your hand and slap a ho with it

"man i didnt want to shoot it in her eye, so i gave her a dirty oister"

by Oooo pap mahalo October 15, 2005

edmonton oilers

The best comeback team of 2006 to make it to the stanley cup. Also had the most entertaining games I had ever seen.
YAY OILERS!!!! :)

2006 SEASON - EDMONTON OILERS

-Being the last team in the western conference to make it to the playoffs.
-Eliminating the #1 ranked team in all of the nhl in the first round.
-Losing in a series 3-0 and then coming back to defeat the same team 4-3 to advance to the stanley cup finals. Then finishing the second round of the playoffs in victory over San Jose in the last min. of the third overtime.
-Winning the series against anaheim 4-0. Not to mention they were facing the #1 ranked goalie besides their really good goalie, Roloson.

by Ari Clemens May 28, 2006

poodle oiler

A rich snob.

Ugh, you're such a poodle oiler!

by Person who needs to share this April 28, 2009

observationalist

An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.

Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.

Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!

Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."

An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."

Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."

An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."

by JewClaw May 17, 2011

Oise

The act of hitting someone in the leg with a small stick

Origin: HOLLYEET

‘Oi mate I’m gonna oise you in a minute if you don’t stop’

by HOLLYEET January 1, 2019