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Jack Off Buddy

A friend you watch porn with and jerk off in the same room while watching porn. Can be between two perfectly straight males. An activity more commonly shared in a males teen years with a friend(s).
Billy- " Hey man, check this porn star out, shes so fucking hot, u want to watch some porn?"

James-"fuck yeah dude, let me grab us some lotion and some towels"

Billy - It's so awesome having a Jack Off Buddy dude"
by Moneyman2345 October 7, 2017
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jack-off friendly

Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!

Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.

The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."

*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
by The P-Man April 18, 2010
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A Union Jake-Off

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head
by Greenggg October 22, 2008
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Jacquing off

The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country
"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"
by bácón March 22, 2022
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Jack Off Class

Any class that is so boring and pointless that you might as well be jacking off instead.
I hate going to ASO 100. It's just a jack off class
by trenchcoatjoe May 16, 2015
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Jarg-off

A person who consistently uses jargon around those that don't use the special words or expressions as a means to feel superior around those who are not a part of their profession or group.
"Oh, there goes Dr. Lull with his communication jargon again...."
"Yeah, he is such a jarg-off"
by x0chops0x October 20, 2022
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E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.
Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019
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