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nah i’ll go onto my new acc, make a gif, get it verified n comment it on all ur posts
"I am so obsessed i will make an alt get it verified and post clown gifs on your instagram"
by Daniel122863 December 5, 2024
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Obsessed.: being absolutely infatuated and enamored with something/ someone ( typically super special )
bea is absolutely obsessed.

with who..?
her cute ass perfect ass boyfriend
by beetipero September 3, 2022
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obsessed ex boyfriend

a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.
Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on
by Madhatters November 28, 2006
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Obsessed Forums Guy

An eternally toggled caps lock isn't and accident - it's a state of mind. it's absolute contempt for decent conversation, and often even the topic of conversation. Not only does the obsessive forumite not like games, he doesn't play them. If he did, he wouldn't have time to rant about how bad they are in asinine forums threads.
Hey Chad, I can't believe this guy. I started a thread about Halo and he replied, "HALO IS SO GAY OMG NOOB".

Well Frank, the interweb is full of people just like that obsessed forums guy. So get used to it.
by Snoozing122 January 15, 2009
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obsessed ex-boyfriend

A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.

Gets jealous of any relationship you have.

Repetitive attempts for a booty call.

Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.

Calls friends for info on how you are.
by Cinci girl March 7, 2009
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Obsessed Gamer

Someone who is obsessed with video gaming, physical and mental traits that help you identify them include:

Poor hygiene - greasy unwashed hair that never gets combed - games are more important to the individual, how ever some do actually look after their appearance.
Blunt personality - they are usually in "cuckoo land" dreaming of being inside a video game or what they are going to play when they get home from work/school. Long hours in front of the computer and having no social life leads to an underdeveloped personality, they are generally self-centered and over confident in decisions they make making them look like an idiot out in the real world.
Unintelligent - because of the long hours they spend at the computer they know how to do nothing else only click a mouse button and tap keys on a keyboard, ask them to start a lawnmower(they probably don't know how).
Over reacting - this is usually more prominent in the gamer who is also obsessed with anime, acting out expressions in real life that you would only find in a cartoon.
Under slept - long hours at the computer causes severe sleep debt over time, they can be found to have very pale and badly complexioned skin with raw looking eyes, ignorance to lack of sleep can cause insanity in time.
I asked him if he wanted to go out paint balling with me but he was too busy playing Final Fantasy, he's such an obsessed gamer.
by Lee K7 May 9, 2008
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