Satan: Obama, go make yourself useful and.. umm.. uhh.. oh bomb a nation.
Obama: But this is such an Abomination!
Satan: Yes I know! >:] Go make this world evil... Make it an Obamanation.
Obama: YIPPIEEE YAY!!!!11 IM SO EXCITED!!!!11 DO I GET ICECREAM????/!!!!!111 wait......... can i be blak?? cuz then all the blak ppl
will vote me!!!11 even tho i dont kno crap bout n e ting. yayyyyy