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Octomom

Despite having six children, Nadya Suleman gave birth to Octuplets. All 14 of her children were conceived with the help of IVF. Suleman is a single mom who is unemployed, on welfare, and lives with her parents. How she paid for the IVF cycles and plastic surgery is a mystery to us all. There is a possibility that she used taxpayer's money.
Many animals on the lower end of the food chain reproduce in massive amounts, like Octomom, in hopes that a precious few will survive to into adulthood.
by Lena Scarlette Katrina February 11, 2009
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Octomom

A mother with 8 tentacles emerging from her vagina.


Number one do-it-yourself artificial family builder.


A woman who pops out several hundred babies.

A jank version of Angelina Jolie

A man's worst nightmare when a lawyer comes seeking child support.

Made pregnant via turkey baster status.

Will kill you with her uterus.

Octobitch!

The real baby mama.

An everlasting single woman.
dat bitch is uh Octomom!

yee tell'um Maury!
by terra R February 17, 2009
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Octomom

A woman with 8 children who is a huge sob story and is asking for money and is complete bs. No one likes her even though the media flips out and wants you to love her so much and help her raise her 8 children that she had when she should have thought about beforehand.
bullshit Octomom
by Driskoll August 27, 2009
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otomen

a somewhat popular series of manga by Aya Kanno.

>a man who has feminine hobbies and skills and a feminine way of thinking.

>a girlish guy.
the otomen declined his friends' offer to play basketball, and to made a fancy (cute) bento instead.
by Mardem June 4, 2009
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Ottoman Prison

The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that the opponent is trapped, unable to escape.

(See Turkish Prison for a related term.)
(During a backgammon game.)

You: "Haha! You are now in an Ottoman Prison and cannot escape! If this was a Turkish Prison you might be able to get out, but this is an Ottoman Prison. Sorry my friend, you are not going anywhere for awhile ..."

Your opponent: "Damn."
by Crater14 January 23, 2011
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octomullet

mullet with 8 very carefully made pony tails
well a sighting is rare, but when seen an octomullet is quite amazing and life affirming
by andy tou January 16, 2008
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oatmeal dicks

why on gods green earth would you so even thing or possibly search this
why would you search oatmeal dicks
by gidZ5 October 24, 2019
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