MC Nutsackersaurus

a dinosaur in the paleolithic era, known 4 heriditary genitial elaphantitis, all know fossils have been stolen by Amelia G. after the infamous cucumber famine of 2002

a bird, a plane, a giant nutsac

by dr. CHAOS October 18, 2003

Nugstache

Noun: A large "nugget" of marijuana held below the nose like a mustache.

Me and my boy shaved his Nugstache last night, rolled that monster up in a blunt.

by Ganja Lover December 2, 2010

nostache

a mustache on the nose

Mike needed to wax his nostache before this evening's dinner party.

by malta12 March 5, 2011

Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.

1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?

by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014

nutstacker

A homosexual male

Person 1: I saw Andrew making out with Gary
Person 2: What a couple of nutstackers

by soadtool March 16, 2010

Nustache

A. When you intentionally ejaculate onto your partner's upper lip in a manner that forms a moustache of jizzum.

B. When you get jizz in your mustache from a vigorous felatio session.

Guy 1: Bro I heard you hooked up with Jan Levinson Gould last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Nustache! She looked like Sam Elliot!

by Not Michael Scott March 7, 2022

nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 19, 2023