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Nuck Figgers

"Nuck Figgers" was originally the name given to a community of European-born Canadian people who lived on the island of Nuck, just off the northern coast of the province of Manitoba, Canada. These people largely lived off the land, harvesting crops. And since the only crop on Nuck was figs from fig trees, they made everything out of figs. Their food was figs, their clothing was figs... Everything was figs. And hence, they became known as the Nuck Figgers.

As you'd expect from such an isolated island community, though, the Nuck Figgers were terrible racists. They'd accept white outsiders into their community (as long as they liked figs), but as soon as a black man came around, they'd mob up to tear him limb from limb. This continued until the more progressive-minded children of their parents got tired of hating people with other skin colours and left Nuck forever. The Nuck Figgers community died out in 1973, the last dying of malnutrition at 81.

However, the legend of the Nuck Figgers lived on. So fierce were they in their hatred of dark-skinned individuals, that "Nuck Figgers" became a byword for hostility towards black people. Even today, calling out "Nuck Figgers" will scatter any African-descended persons around, as it indicates to them that you are willing to act in the manner of the Nuck Figgers of old, and so they will be unwelcome around you.

The fact that the words "Nuck Figgers" are a spoonerism for an expression involving the N-word is just a coincidence.
When in Compton, I found myself threatened by the crowds around me, so I shouted "Nuck Figgers" and they backed off.
by Noncondolphin June 22, 2020
mugGet the Nuck Figgersmug.

nuck up

to get ready to fight/ get ready to get your a$$ beat
man you best nuck up if you gunna be talken to me like that
by Kileagh June 11, 2005
mugGet the nuck upmug.

Nuck Figgers

1. When you HAVE to say the N word really badly, but there are a lot of them around, and you REALLY don't wanna get in trouble. Yell Nuck Figgers.

2. When you wanna emphasize the fact that there are a lot of people around.
by Fatalshot March 16, 2009
mugGet the Nuck Figgersmug.

nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.
Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.
by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003
mugGet the nucking futsmug.

Nuck chorris

Chuck Norris' Ebil brother

Believed not to exist, are no one has proof of his existence. The only knowledge of him if through folklore.
I hear Nuck Chorris was created one day when Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked too hard til he opened a time portal, and he split.
by GO DJ HaKa May 14, 2006
mugGet the Nuck chorrismug.

nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."
You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!
by Beef Brady February 3, 2003
mugGet the nucking futsmug.

nuck-it stick

A large, wooden instrument used specifically for the abuse of minorities that are deemed inferior to the Aryan race; i.e. Jews, niggers, wetbacks, sand niggers, redskins, etc.
1. Hans was walking through the streets of Berlin one day, when he came across a flock of pesky, no-good Jews. They were raiding the local bank. "This is the 4th time this week!" thought Hans. He then decided to take action and made use of his trusty nuck-it stick. Those kykes were out of sight faster than you can say Yahweh.

2. If one were to be approached by a band of rowdy niggers, one is strongly advised to use his or her nuck-it stick.
by The 4th Reich April 4, 2017
mugGet the nuck-it stickmug.

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