A loud, filthy, polluted city on the east coast. Would be little more than a blip on the map without the massive military presence. If you're military and forced to live here, you have the pleasure of being stereotyped, pigeonholed and solicited by the local populace every time you walk out the door. The economy in Norfolk is derived mainly from corrupt contractors bilking various naval shipyard projects and base support services. Secondarily is the service sector for all the military there. (We have a massive shopping district called "Military Circle" complete with a "Military Mall"). A heavily used template seems to be "Freedom/Stars& Stripes <Industry/Service>". One of the few redeeming factors is ODU, which out of the filth and noise has formed a rather small but pleasant thriving college community.
by jfz February 15, 2008
Get the norfolk mug.Home of the downtown bloodsucking sluts. These chicks feed off military men. They are prostitutes and ungrateful little nasty tricks who piss on good men. They stink. They turn good men into dogs and playas. They are chicken heads, ghetto as hell. These sluts live in another world. Beware of them they are poison, made of pure poison. They have cum in them, poluted yeast infections, they eat plain ice. Alot of military dudes have falling down in the WAR with these unique Downtown Norfolk slut queens. They want your benefits and comfortable living. They stink!!! They will destroy everything for you and will not care, really. They are easy to have sex with, they throw themselves at you until you break down. These little freaks are a disease. They love to mess it up for you then go back to some of these low life Norfolk herion using nuckleheads with corn rolls.
Norfolk They'll give you STD's, Don't let them move in with you, they love to wreck cars(cadillacs), they will cheat on you when you go on cruise, they will try to get pregnant by you. They'll forge your checks, don't marry none of them, just hit and keep it moving, they will trick you, fool you and hurt you. they braid hair and like to get their hair braided. fake wanna be up north sluts who don't have no identity. they LIE too much. I wish I can call names, but nah. DO NOT trust them. they work at burger kings and other fast food joints, maybe "jaints" in which they like to say. thats why they are victums of domestic violence, a punching bag. they raise kids wrong, they are behind in time, because their game and lies are so elementary. Don't do them no favor. American men, whether you are good, bad, ugly, handsome, thug, and PUNK, watch out and keep away. We need to strike back. This is serious, people need to look into this. I don't care where you are from when you come here, you bests to KNOW that THEY are READY!!! They'll take your money and mess your credit up.
by wiidi November 17, 2006
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The act of running into a solid object with force, usually resulting in severe injury to the face.
(For context, on November 2nd 2022, Norfolk & Western 475 crashed into an excavator and got it's smokebox door caved in)
(For context, on November 2nd 2022, Norfolk & Western 475 crashed into an excavator and got it's smokebox door caved in)
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Get the Norfolk southern mug.Probably the second best school in Norfolk and the tenth best school in Virginia. Was once a prestigious school but now will pretty much accept anyone with an IQ over 60. Ofc, there are still old teachers and pretentious students (ie The shoe shiner) who think the school is Exeter. Academics are mid, but the athletic program is amazing (that's why the school is mostly jocks and narcs). The average female at NA has a body count of 19, give or take a few, and there are several cases where students have got it on within school boundaries. Most of the kids who go there are super chill, and the teachers are willing to ignore the racist jokes they make. Academy gets somewhat of a bad rap for being preppy, but its really not that preppy at all. The dress code is annoying but teachers barely care and wont dress code you at all. You could literally show up in a T-Shirt. The kids arent even rich, most are just middle class such as myself (the tuition is below average for a prep school and affordable for most middle-class families).
You should def send your kid there as long as he isnt a nerd and plays at least one sport
You should def send your kid there as long as he isnt a nerd and plays at least one sport
Student 1: Yo! Did you hear Mr. Manning is leaving Norfolk Academy
Student 2: Yeah! They say hes retiring but the school board is super mad at him for not properly dealing with the racial discrimination lawsuit and the viral tiktok racism complaint video, so they probably asked him to retire lol
Student 1: Dang bro, if he wasn't such a shitty person I would almost feel bad for him
Student 2: Yeah! They say hes retiring but the school board is super mad at him for not properly dealing with the racial discrimination lawsuit and the viral tiktok racism complaint video, so they probably asked him to retire lol
Student 1: Dang bro, if he wasn't such a shitty person I would almost feel bad for him
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by Collina14 January 18, 2009
Get the Norfolkshire mug.A place where dumbass bitches go mostly in the middle school and where ugly boys go. The school is in Norfolk Virginia the heart of Hampton Roads and is also referred to as noco by the kids who go there. Everyone is leaving because it sucks
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