Noof

Very dumb fat person, that makes very idiotic decisions.

I can’t stand Abby, she’s a fucking noof.

by Convenient Nuisance February 26, 2024

noof noof

The noise a mouse makes.

"Noof noof!" says Laura when she is drunk.

by Jocy poo bum May 14, 2006

Noof Naff

A retarded person, or some-one who acts retarded for no reason

*drops fork*
"god your such a noof naff"

by >>GoZoe<< March 9, 2010

Noof - Noof Tube

Noof- A mixture of liquid clear facial cleaner and bleach, used as a lubricant for pleasuring one's gopher
Noof Tube- You're gopher's excessively lubricated corn hole.

Bobby, if there was ever one thing mah daddy said that was wise, it was this. "Always be sure to noof up the noof tube. The last thing you want is a partner with a bloody noof tube."

by McDurth December 2, 2004

Shammy in a Noof

A phrase to describe what happens when a penis enters the vagina

I put the Shammy in a Noof.

by Goldeeennn June 12, 2019

Asian Noof

A very silly person; goofball of the Asian ethnicity. Disobeyer of commands; ne'er do well. A slightly racist thing to say if said offensively.

Andrew was running down the street, yelling at bystanders, when someone commented that "someone should do something about that Asian Noof."

by Maxy Faxy February 13, 2007

Byeet noof

Big yeet no oof

Friend 1: bro he asked me out !!!
Friend 2: YOOO thats a byeet noof!!

by tEeNwoLfAn January 11, 2019