noodles

The lead guitarist and sometimes-background-singer of the band known as The Offspring, which also happens to be one of the best bands in the world.

Noodles is awesome! I wish I could meet him in person!

by jimbobjoeshmoe January 3, 2004

Noodle

A penis, tired from already performing,

and ejaculating, incapable erection until resting sufficiently.

She was glad to grab her toy since all her partner had left was his soft Noodle.

by Danny Durden May 27, 2021

Noodling

Like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner's honey pot and index into their butthole. The noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.

Yeah, i got with her last night and she asked me to reel her in, so i gave her a noodling.

by ChakaraDong June 6, 2014

noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

Noodle

to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away

I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle

by Zimbo-argie June 26, 2012

Noodles

The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.

My son Noodles ate a bowl of ramen for the first time today.

by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023

no no noodle

a guy's penis

Man: has a no no noodle
Woman: has no no no noodle

by 2019Anyone? August 21, 2021