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Noobsack

Too call someone a noob, but adding a sack at the end. You can say this to anyone and not just beginners at a game. You can also add sack to anything at the end of a word and it will be perfect.
Man, Jim you are such a noobsack. Pray to da Cod Fish mang.
by Infinit3 September 14, 2012
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pwning noobs

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.
"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"
by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008
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Noobsapian

the scientific name for noob. noobs are under developed apes not really human so its ok to kill them for sport.
Roy shot the Noobsapian dead and its pelt is now hang on his wall.
by Evil-ghost-ninja April 19, 2006
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noobslayer

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.
Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER
by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008
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noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012
Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!
by LeDur February 7, 2013
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Noobistry

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

coined by -- noobistry.com
Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"
by Noobistry July 29, 2013
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The Noobs and Joseph Show

The Noobs And Joseph Show is a ROBLOX talkshow created on June 29th of 2019 by the users j_osephx and Noobs4ProsYT, and sunnynxtes. The original show and lobby was built by the user Rhylism, but was soon to be updated and revamped by donuteter2, ccletus, wolfgirl, AS0LN, and some parts scripted by j_osephx. As of now, TN&J is still on going, and being updated. TN&J has it's own discord server, that was destroyed by a salty administrator, and remade again. TN&J has a friendly community, (mostly filled up with Flamingo's viewers), and a large administration team.
"Wanna go to TN&J, it's the best show on ROBLOX!"
"Greetings, welcome to The Noobs And Joseph Show. My name is REDACTED and I hope you have a wonderful time!"
"The Noobs And Joseph Show is really good!
by sunny the gacha crusader November 2, 2020
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