Nottinghamshire Education Authority

QANGO responsible for the overseeing of education of tinies in the County of Nottinghamshire. Includes remit for Mansfield Technical College

As part of the "new educationalist" thinking which blighted the UK in the 60s and 70s, adheres to the premise it is not necessary to teach grammar.

by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003

Nottingham Local

Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.

A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.

by Average Midlands inhabitant July 26, 2021

Nottingham academy

A fucking shithole

Guy 1: Nottingham academy is a massive fucking shithole

Guy 2 : I know it's a shithole

by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023

spark noting

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.

Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.

by fbrueogfwborudjc May 18, 2009

Nottinghamshire Police Force

That branch of humanity that thinks it's fine to leave two dogs in a police car on one of the hottest days of the year to let them cook for 7 hours.

''I see you have dogs. Don't let the Nottinghamshire Police Force see them. They'll cook them.''

by NotNottsPolice February 23, 2010

Nofing

Mii with eyes on the side on his head and dark skin

Nofing ate New York

by Nofing June 12, 2018

Nottingham

City in the East Midlands. Typically home to six-fingered inbreds who have a strange obsession with trees. Avoid at all costs.

Gary: "Want to go Nottingham today, Dave?"

Dave: "Do I fuck!"

by hpd1998 September 19, 2016