Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....

Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!

by knock September 15, 2009

one hander

A woman or girl, not a chick (because chicks are hot), that scores below a 5 on the chick-hotness scale. Therefor can be counted on one hand.

Leanne is a one hander, even if she tries to slut it up she still can't muster the numbers to carry over to the second hand.

by waj_tastic November 15, 2010

2-hander

Slang, insult; In reference to a woman of an extremely elastic vagina, usually from being overly sexually active, insinuating you could insert two hands and clap.

"Joyce's neighbor was such a 2-hander, she used to bring home 3 guys to bang every night!!"

by spuds buckley May 13, 2006

double hander

To sneeze in both hands.
Even more disgusting when said person doesn't wash their hands.

Johnny just sneezed in his hands and didn't wash them.
Ewww, gross. A double hander?
Yep, a double hander.

by Match O March 9, 2007

two-hander

A snowy-icy winter weather day that requires two hands on the steering wheel to avoid going in the ditch and/or collisions with other vehicles.

The roads are so terribly slippery today, it's a two-hander!

by belovedx2 December 26, 2009

one-hander

A one-hander is when you only use one hand to open a soda can. This is accomplished by holding tight with the thumb and middle finger and pushing the tab up with the index finger.

1) - Man, have you learnt the one-hander?
- Yeah, learnt it yesterday.

2) One-hand that Coke.

3) You're the one-hander master?

by Holden C. October 7, 2006

No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011