no load

No Load. A nobody, 3rd wheel that brings nothing to the party of a conversation but thinks
they are important. Often they are in the way of a guy getting laid, paid, or made.

Gary, can you lose the no load, then we'll go over and fuck Catlin and Kelly.

by Casbah Ken October 25, 2015

No-Lifing

To do months of work within days, reject social invitations, and only leave the house to buy take-away because you must work hard to do well. Synonymous with IT certifications or playing computer games.

Sorry dude, I cant come out tonight. I've gotta no-life Cisco, as I've only got 5 days left to complete the last 6 exams of my certification.

Yea man, the only way your going to finish that work is by No-Lifing it.

by {Perfect | Cypher} June 28, 2010

No Love City

No Love City® is a street wear brand based out of Chicagoland that features dope designs inspired by hip hop, street art, and tattoo cultures.

You can cop dope No Love City gear in stores and online at www.nolovecity.com

by Fashion Addict September 14, 2014

No Look Gun

A "No Look Gun", or NLG for short, is a hand gesture often used as a salutation to those whom you want to impress your coolness upon. It is executed by pointing one's finger, like a gun, at the intended target and making sure to not look in the target's direction.

"Wow, Jimmy just gave us a No Look Gun, then drove off blaring 'Who let the dogs out?'"
"What a cool guy!"

by Team Faded Glory November 2, 2009

Omegle No Lifes

The guys with no life, that go on Omegle all day in search of chatting with girls. Usually begins conversations with 'Sex?', 'Hey girl' or some other remark asking gender first. If the Stranger reveals he is a boy, the Omegle No Life immediately disconnects

Typical conversation w/ Omegle No Lifes

Stranger: asl?
You: 13.M.ca
-disconnected-

Stranger:asl?
You:13.f.ca
Stranger:hey babe
Stranger:i have a yu-gi-oh collection you know.. over 300 cards!
You: the fuck?...
-disconnected-

by your-stalker April 16, 2009

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

No Life

The most commonly used insult on the internet used by 12 years/idiots even though they have no absolutely no knowledge of what that person does with their time.

12 year old: LOL look at this funny new video tat i found on youtube!!!1!
18 year old: been posted already
12 year old: LOL loser u must have no life if all u do all day is watch these vids LUL

by Ziggy Meh August 5, 2009