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Ninjago

an alternate universe in which Lego ninjas save the land from snake people and mystical villains
We must go to Ninjago in our dreams.
by Ninjago4ever March 2, 2015
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Ninja Geek

A geek who is so stealthy with his geekyness that people don't suspect he is super leet out of school
Sorry dude, I'll hang out with you guys tomorrow night, I got loads of homework to do.
*Later*
Hey DarkMagus, ready to slay those Giant Solifuges?
Yeh, I almost couldn't come but luckily I maganged to get out of it, I'm a Ninja Geek
by changer January 29, 2006
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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020
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Tyler “Ninja” Blevins

A manchild that loves to call kids “little shits” he is also known as the “Human Tampon” quote by Ben Lupo due to his red fucking hair. He is also a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Don’t be a fucking Tyler “Ninja” Blevins, you little whore
by Alabama Nibba July 5, 2019
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Ninja Piss

when a guy pisses on the rim bowl of the toilet (the white space just above the water) so that it won't make a splashing noise while your peeing.

(a guy thing... i hope)
"It was like 3 in the morning and i didn't wanna wake up my parents so i just took a quick ninja piss"
by Pete Lee September 10, 2006
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Ninja Kick

A very powerful, fast, and normally deadly attacking move usually sought out by ninjas in the need of harm to their foe.

To properly perform a ninja kick you must:

1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"

You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.
by LWxxDark Wolf July 21, 2009
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Ninjaflip

A 'ninjaflip' is a verb dictating the action of an arguably epic form of self defence.

Subject A is confronted by Subject B who intends to shake hands. Subject A grabs the wrist of Subject B and flips him/her over his head in an 180 degree motion, flipping and dropping them midair. This results in pain, and frequently laughter from an audience.
"Dude! Did you see Amy? The headmaster just tried to shake her hand and she totally ninjaflipped him!"
"Amy's pro."
"Agreed."
by Raggamuffin2k9 December 25, 2009
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