niggeritis

To be so lazy in life that you get fired from work and or cant complete anything even the most simplest tasks in the world.

Yo dawg I got fired again at my job. Ya? What happened this time? Well the boss man said I most laziest person he had ever seen before that I must have had a bad case of niggeritis.

OR

My parents asked me to helped them lift some boxes and I told them I had niggeritis.

OR

The door bell rang and I couldn't even get up to answer the door. I had the worst case known to man of niggeritis.

niggeritis by Jimmy Knows February 27, 2008

Niggritis 

A condition in the calf muscle resulting in african-american like jumping ability. Found mostly in Caucasian males, this anomaly may be a result of too much kool-aid, Grape Crush or Popeyes.

A prime example of Niggritis is Steve Nash. Voted MVP in the NBA he was born with this Anomaly. The same can be said for Damien Walters

Niggritis by Berenstinebear Local Hospita May 3, 2010

niggeritis

niggeritis is a rare disease contracted by any organism that comes into immediate contact with a black person.

niggeritis can be caused by the exchange in bodily fluids or sexual activity with black individuals .
there is no known cure for niggeritis , victims usually die within a month of contracting the disease , victims experience nausea , vommiting and their skin usually turns black , oh and ofcourse they stink to high heaven just like niggers do .

did you hear what happened to poor John ?
what ?
he caught niggeritis from fucking that Shaniqua girl down the road .
the girl who's father went to prison for murder ?
yeah that one

niggeritis by the-pace-maker March 2, 2019

niggeritis

Swelling or inflammation of the nigger.

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, my fingers and hands became itchy, swollen and red. I must have niggeritis.

My esophogus became itchy and tight and it became difficult for me to breathe after drinking a gallon of Koolaid. I must have niggeritis.

niggeritis by D'Queishanique December 26, 2007

Niggaritis

Any physical condition stemming from consuming lots of malt liquor or bum wine, particularly a nasty hangover, a giant ass, or swollen lips.

I don't think I can play basketball today, I have a bad case of Niggaritis and I just need to lay down and take some Advil

Niggaritis by D.Faggins July 6, 2007

niggaitis 

The syndrome that may afflict certain people after they smoke weed. Sometimes, after smoking, one will feel tired and lazy, only wanting to sit around and do nothing. This phenomenon has been associated with the stereotypical black person, or nigga. May also be referred to in conversation as

"the itis"

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so stoned right now. I can't even get up off my ass."
Guy 2 (to friend): "Look at him bro- niggaitis strikes again!"

niggaitis by stoner44 August 3, 2009

Niggeritis

The fast, wide spreading disease where upper-class suburban white kids think they're hood.

Examples of Niggeritis:

White boy: What up mah nigga, that shit be of the chain, where can I find me a biznatch

Whiter boy: "BITCH! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM!" "I HAVE TO PAY MY OWN CAR INSURANCE NIGGA!"

Niggeritis by Knuckledraggers January 29, 2009